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3500 Miles

The song you get when you mix the songs 2000 Miles by the Pretenders, A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton, and I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers.

Despite it sounding terrible on paper, it actually sounds ok.
Colton: See the new 3500 Miles song collaboration between the Proclaimers, the Pretenders and Vanessa Carlton? Its a real banger you know.

Garrett: Darn..... if you say so.
3500 Miles by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020
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frequent flyer miles to hell 

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

Dirty Miles 

A dirty Miles is when you fail math class and decide to fuck your math teacher then shit cum out her mouth.
"I have a new student who dirty miles me"

City Miles 

To describe the amount of sex partners one has had.
That girl has slept with so many people she has city miles
City Miles by Bill Knapp April 28, 2005

Autumn&&Miles 

haha gayy! totally should date
Autumn&&Miles by girl in 2nd period February 17, 2009

Black Miles 

Holy fucking shit that was totally Black Miles in my ass.
Black Miles by Buffet à Paris November 11, 2013

boobie miles

Age: 20
Ethnicity: congolese
Gender: Male
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair Color: Black
DOB: June 9, 1992
Hometown: South Bronx, NY'
Training facility: ABC Training center INC.
Motto: "Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in."
Relationship status: Single;)
boobie miles by Brian St. Oakes December 10, 2012