Slip a mickey

When Andy drugs a person “usually well endowed” then puts his lips around your penis!

Old fuck cheese slipped me a mickey every night this month!

Slip a mickey

by CaptainStabbins74 January 1, 2020

mickey's mickey

Mickey mouses dick

oh looks its mickey's mickey!

by epic roblox player 36 November 20, 2018

mickey deluxe

One girl gets spit on by a bunch of mice before she gets gangbanged.

Carli came over for a good old Mickey deluxe.

by Supsgt October 30, 2021

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 4, 2023

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Mickey's Night

When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.

Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.

by Michael M #9 December 3, 2018

The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020