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Hatton is an e-boy loving hipster wide a heavy flow and wide set vagina. She never shaves her pits or wears deodorant because she believes she’s one with nature. People named Hatton usually look like rats and only change their underwear once a week. But on the bright side, Hattons are typically pretty laid back and DTF. Their favorite past time is watching Hentai, but they also enjoy a refreshing Black Cherry White Claw on a hot summer day.
Dude, did you see the pair of tits on Hatton...what a babe.
Hatton by LödedDiaper May 11, 2020

Hatton Test 

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".
Hatton Test by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014

Hatton high school 

If you come to school here you may meet this teacher who is crazy and will tell u this is a good school but we have people throwing a kid across the classrooms.
Quote from Mrs. Terry: Welcome to Hatton high school! We are so nice!
Hatton high school by Tripp123 December 7, 2020

Hatton, ND 

A shitty little town in North Dakota.

Not to be confused with Northwood, ND. An even shittier small town in North Dakota
David: Want to go to Hatton, ND?
Frank: No. That place sucks dick!

Hatton Cross Blues 

The horrible feeling when you leave your loved one before they board a flight at Heathrow. The knowing that your will be getting massive blue balls until they are back.
Why you sad bruce? - hatton cross blues mate .. wana just left from heathrow.

marc hatton

Oi! My old Man's a binman,

He wears a dustman's hat,

He crawls inside a Ford Escort,

His son ain't got no socks. OI!
"You can leave your marc hatton." - Slang for taking your socks off but still wearing shoes. Commando feet, if you will.