Slut-lective memory

To deny, forget or ignore your own slutty hook-ups especially whilst judging a friends recent exploit.

She must have a nice slut-lective memory to call me a whore. She once slept with six guys in one weekend.

by Funnier than Brian May 28, 2013

Memoirs of a negro man

A book that doesn't exist. Based on the idea that blacks don't/shouldn't know how to write.

Yeah, I've got the original Constitution on my bookshelf, right next to the Memoirs of a negro man.

by zilog24 May 30, 2006

mammary memory

A man's ability to remember any bare breast that he has ever seen, with a high level of detail, even many years after the last sighting of the remembered breast.

At the age of 52, Bill was thankful that his mammary memory allowed him to continue enjoying the sight of his college girlfriend's bare breasts, even though they had broken up before graduating from college.

by Andrew J. Cook October 24, 2009

emo memo

Emo Memo (pronounced mee-mo) is the name of the opitimy of all emo-ness. He is the classic example of everything there ever was, is, and ever will be about emo. Be nice to the Emo kids, they have feelings too(since they obviously display it CONSTANTLY). An Emo Memo is usually in need of anti-depressants, tissues, and a hug. Maybe all three.

1.Erich Peter. The original Emo Memo. Greasy black hair that is swooshled over to the side, floppy messenger bag with way too many pins/buttons on it, creepy "veggie-leather" brown shoes, books of sappy cliched poetry that doesn't ryhme or make sense and has been done to death, enough tears to make the ocean overflow, anorexic thin-ness, loves manyt emo bands most people have never heard of such as Texas is the Reason, THe Promise Ring, Further Seems Forever, ect., and just being a whiney little emo bitch. But we still love him to death :)

by Me November 28, 2004

Repressed Memory Emily

A therapy doll used by guidance counselors

Mr. Frond: Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

nostalgic memory

My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.

Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.

I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.

Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022