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cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.
"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"
by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017
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pissy match

when two people go off on each other, yelling and one uping each other, for no common goal expect being pissy.
Jenna and Britt just got into an hour pissy match.
by carter6 July 24, 2017
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Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
by Fennejenny May 16, 2018
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mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture
Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.
by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018
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waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
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William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning
I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.
by The Smeggs December 20, 2019
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William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.
Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.
by ...///.... March 2, 2020
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