Red Lobster

A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"

Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps

by skrimps10 July 27, 2010

loober

fucking a chick with half a condom on

dude, the condom broke so i had to fuck that chick with a loober

by T_Khazmic August 7, 2005

Lobster Claw

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

by R Brown May 24, 2006

LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.

1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!

by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009

Lobster Taco

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.

Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.

by Fireballwilly March 17, 2013

Looks Ladder

Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.

It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.

"I would rate Zoey 8 /10 on the looks ladder."
"Last night, I banged a 7."

by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016

Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020