Liberal Gunfight

done like a western gunfight, 2 gay men stand back to back and when one says "JERK" they proceed to turn around and masturbate on eachother. the first to ejaculate on his opponent is the winner

Edwardo: i challenge you to a liberal gunfight, no faceshots

by mr awesomes July 12, 2009

literolling

A real-life variant of the duckrolling and rickrolling pranks.
To hand someone a glass of the light or diet version of some drink, after either he/she has explicitly asked for the regular version or you told him/her that it is the regular version.

Literolling is the act of giving the light version of the drink while the victim thinks he/she is getting the regular version. To be literolled is to be that victim.

Guy 1: I asked John for a regular cola, but this is definitely cola light.
Guy 2: Yes, he is a well known literolling predator, and you have been literolled.

by datniggapimmdechinchilla June 17, 2009

literally hilarious

when something happens that may or may not be funny and your immediate response to it unknowingly could be translated literally and make the scenario hilarious

while pedro was trying to pull out a dingleberry after taking a slam he yelled "piece of crap" as it was being pulled out and then busted out laughing realizing that a dingleberry was in fact a "piece of crap"...literally hilarious

by fpa_2010 August 24, 2010

Literary Depression

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and loss of interest one experiences shortly after finishing a mind-blowingly good book.

Man 1: "Hey, what's up with Joe today? He seems sad,"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, he just finished 'Inheritance'. He's got a bad case of Literary Depression,"

by daddymorrrmon November 14, 2011

literally obsessed

So obsessed with someone or something that all you do is think about them, talk about them, and dream about them. You want to be them because you don't love yourself.

You are literally obsessed with that watermelon.

by Bigbeans April 3, 2017

Literally 1984

When something is literally 1984, 1984 being a novel written by George Orwell

After reviewing with the committee, we have come to the consensus that this particular situation draws slight influence from George Orwell's famed novel "1984"; literally 1984

by DarthEggo November 29, 2022

Liberative

(adj.) Someone that has a combination of both Liberal and Conservative Views.

A liberative is someone that may support Gun rights, AND LGBT Rights.

by LiberativeThinker May 18, 2014