2 definitions by fpa_2010

literally hilarious

when something happens that may or may not be funny and your immediate response to it unknowingly could be translated literally and make the scenario hilarious

while pedro was trying to pull out a dingleberry after taking a slam he yelled "piece of crap" as it was being pulled out and then busted out laughing realizing that a dingleberry was in fact a "piece of crap"...literally hilarious

by fpa_2010 August 24, 2010

pootin' blanks

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010