Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
by qpkarl February 04, 2020
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Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team April 18, 2012
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lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles
by DaTickler December 25, 2024
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Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.
I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.
Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!
by Post Nellone April 08, 2020
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National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance
Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day
by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019
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Lap child

by 459395 May 20, 2023
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