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Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.
The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.
by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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Don’t spill in my lap

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap
by Collamrach October 27, 2020
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LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen
by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021
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dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.
Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.
by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
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