Logan Kirkendall 

A brand of shovel you use to dig into concrete

Hey Tod hand me that Logan Kirkendall I have a crack in my driveway

Logan Kirkendall by The dark knight696969 August 25, 2009

Kirkdog 

1.A man who is a lonewolf, who sits in his room all day at the fire department playing with his franks and beans. 2.
A bitch that wants to break up a crew of pimps and hustlas. 3. A tattooed, four eyed freak that loves only himslef and no others.

Damn dude you are being such a Kirkdog today, why don't you come join the rest of us and kick it.

Kirkdog by B crew November 24, 2010

kirkland

a Costco knockoff brand that is surprisingly good quality.

Oh look! Kirkland soap!

kirkland by loser2525 July 2, 2012

Kirkman

somebody who changes a situation of which they have no involvement in order to make it revolve around themself. this results in their hatred by others

did you see that chick who ruined everything. what a kirkman!

Kirkman by Oakhill Cohort March 27, 2008

Kirked in the Pants 

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

Kirked in the Pants by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

Kirkland wet wipe

When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.

Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.

Kirkland wet wipe by Hufrtd August 8, 2015

Kirky 

A slow minded person that can easily annoy friends and anyone in their vicinity. They often do things incredibly stupid and unexpected.

Damo's pulling a kirky at the moment, its giving me the shits.

Kirky by gazrea June 30, 2016