Judo Claw

To stop a large mammal or really upset some one in bed.

To Judo Claw someone insert "Index" finger in the anus, while finger deep in the anus bend/retract the finger to make a hook shape. This renders the "mammal" in affective.

We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.

by Straglar October 25, 2010

Flag

Get the Judo Claw mug.

Judas Guilt

When you've done something bad and you feel like you just killed Jesus.

"Ya man i blacked out and i guess i fooled around with that big girl, she asked what i was doing tonight. Fuck."

"I'm sorry man, sounds like you've got judas guilt."

by cannibalcamel November 7, 2011

Flag

Get the Judas Guilt mug.

Related Words

jude • Jud-y • Judith • Judas • Judah • judge • Judd • Judge Judy • Judas Priest • judo

Judgewagon

(Noun) The result of a group of people simultaneously judging the action of someone in the group who has just done something foolish, a portmanteau of "judge" and "bandwagon" and used in speech in a similar way to the term "strugglebus". Refers to the bandwagon mentality of a judgmental clique.

Sarah got so drunk one night that she attempted to sing "Livin' On a Prayer" but could not hit any of the notes, and her friends spent the entire night on the judgewagon against her.

by Romantide May 14, 2013

Flag

Get the Judgewagon mug.

Judgestion

To judge and suggest at the same time

My judgestion is for you not to wear those shoes with that outfit.

by Linhhair November 7, 2017

Flag

Get the Judgestion mug.

Judgezoned

Being judgezoned is a true tragedy in America, it is when you're on trial for a crime and the judge is super hot but you cant make a move because she is in charge of the rest of your bleak future here on earth.

Inmate 1: Bro!, I cant believe what just happened in court
Inmate 2: what happened?
Inmate 1: I was going to make a move on my hot ass judge, but she's charging me with 17 accounts of pre-meditated murder ! Ughhh I just got judgezoned

by Nicquik69 February 23, 2018

Flag