Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit

person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude

by dfvbgh September 26, 2011

cash-jacking

Typically done when you need cash and you want to jack it. Someone willingly offers that cash.

Man, I'm so worn out from cash-jacking. Is that some cash? I think it's about time to start jacking it.

by jtrthehax July 12, 2019

Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"

I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!

by ZStar930 January 2, 2011

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

Chain Jacking

the act of masturbating every 10-15 minutes

(like chain smocking)

"i invited nick over but he was to busy chain jacking"

by tophercat9 May 22, 2010

jockin

various- to be a lot, much, a great amount, of something. in place for no reason but well used

its jockin freezing, he's taking the jockin piss, are you off your jockin head or what?

by bebez April 7, 2008