Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force

Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin

by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.

Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe

by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017

JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces

Jake is also very good at sports

by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018

jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes

Bruh that was such a Jake move

by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019