jam sandwich

take 2 peices of bread and jam those bitches together to form a "jam sandwich". could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.

theres nothing to eat in this bitch. i guess i got to make me a jam sandwich.

by $nowman'$exy April 7, 2010

jam sandwich

something better than eternal happiness by all reason.

Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

by twirly eyes January 5, 2011

jam sandwich

going down on a woman when she is on the blob

my missus was on the blob last night, so I had a jam sandwich. Mmmmm....

by hotsexybiznatches January 26, 2004

jam supper

performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also fish supper, diving into the red sea, rainbow necker).

Alec promised June a jam supper, but only if she took out her fanny haddock first.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

jam jaws

to have eatin a girl out while she is on the rags and to have her menstration in your mouth

oh no i ate her out and it was that time of the month now i have "jam jaws"

by EB and SB January 5, 2009

Jam Jar

Refers to a female's vagina whilst on her period.

She was on her period, so I stuck my hot dog in her Jam Jar.

by Zuzzy Foelller February 3, 2014

JAM BAGS

The Panty Liner.

I was going to deap sea dive the ho but I saw the jam bags under those panties. I said "don't think so Jam bag meister" and walk away with my head helled high.

by BALRICHY October 7, 2008