Israeled

When you recover something that is yours and then the occupier that stole something with the help of others (eg. Philistines stealing the land with the help of Romans) pretends it was never yours and start to attack you with their new friends.

Jews are israeled because Palestinians ancestors stole the land with the help of Romans and then never wanted to give anything back. They don’t want to assume any responsibility of the atrocities jews had to go through because of their criminal act of taking all the land from jews and expelled them. Years later jews come back to share the land but Palestinians tried to bully and annihilate jews but they miserably failed.

by ThruthTeller1996 January 23, 2024

Israeli

A person who goes into other people’s homes and pretends it’s their home too.

Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”

by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024

Israeled

Being immediately helped with an effective and comprehensive emergency response team when faced with a natural disaster

Many countries, such as Turkey, Syria, Sri Lanka, Japan and Haiti are very thankful to the State of Israel after having been quickly Israeled when faced with natural disasters.

by Pete9999 January 23, 2024

Israeled

When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.

I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.

by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024

Israeled

When you live somewhere, and it suddenly knocks on your door and it's some idiot who thinks they can just take everything you own and murder you after without any consequences. And they apparently actually can.

"They took my home and killed me"
"Ahh yes, You've been Israeled"

by Dr. Palestine January 25, 2024

Israelized

When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .

He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.

by UnitedWeStandISrael January 25, 2024

Israelies

everything reported by the Israeli media must be justified, whatever it is. regardless of any news, among others. must be eliminated and should not be discussed for more than 2 months

Israelies News : Hamas Raping israeli woman, and they kidnapped a child in gaza.

by Darklight 2023 January 25, 2024