Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

Hose Hog

When someone hits the hookah incessantly and won't pass to the next person

Dude I paid for the hookah brah, stop being a hose hog

by Goatsauce June 18, 2016

being hossa'd

Being led on to believe a girl/boy is interested in dating you, but in fact they just don't want to hurt your feelings and say no. During this often month-plus long process, you will find yourself missing out on many other girls who you were interested in. Could be described as a prolonged tease. Derived from the Marian Hossa crisis of the 2008-2009 NHL offseason, in which Marian Hossa forced the Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Club to wait for an answer as to who he would sign with during the free agency period. Much to the contrary of popular speculation, Hossa signed with the Detroit Red Wings.

I thought she liked me, but I was being hossa'd the entire time!

by n!gn0g October 14, 2008

hosebag

a trashy woman,usually stupid and the object of a one-night stand.

I went clubbing and picked up this hosebag.

by hankerino September 30, 2003

seattle grace hospital

work place of the doctors of grey's anatomy

-if i ever have any sort of medical issue i want to go to seattle grace hospital
-i sometimes find myself hoping for a brain tumor just i can go to seattle grace hospital and have mcdreamy for my doctor

by shouvley July 2, 2006

hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Hosanna

Amazing, awesome, sexyly hot, sense of humor and haves boys fall for her!! And doesn't know how to spell "has".

Hosanna is like candy!!

by Jacob97 January 7, 2014