Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits

1. An exclamation for when you see a gross thing.

2. A race of aliens from the planet Globbetygibbit

1. Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits!

2. He looks like a Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits.

by Balss100 December 14, 2023

goffense

a term for an NFL offense led by quarterback Jared Goff.

friend 1: “did you see the lions game last night?”
friend 2: “yeah bro, the goffense was in full effect.”

by frankthetankfan23 December 29, 2023

Gerffff

Definition 1: The name of a crappy quarterback.

Definition 2: The sound of a wet fart that slips out during butt secks.

Man, he’s such a Gerffff! He fumbled it 3 times on Thanksgiving. Only a complete moron would start him on their fantasy football team.

by FantasyShame November 23, 2023

goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Gloffi-oh

Gloffi-Oh is a Maxis-made creature present in Spore. It is a quadrupedal herbivore aka dat nigga

“yeah Gloffi-oh stole my bitch again bro…gotta stop bringing him around the ladies”

“Gloffi-oh ain't no hitter, Gloffi-oh ain't this, Gloffi-oh a fake…STFU y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet. Shootin' at the police n shit. I'm not fuckin' playin' no more, know Gloffi-oh roll with Lil Reese and them..“

“Glo gang GBE 300 bang bang Sosa”

by Gloseph October 10, 2024

Goffing

When someone takes pictures of someone’s buttocks in secret.
Bonus points if they sell the pictures.

Clint got expelled from school for goffing.
Liam got caught goffing by Jenny.

by anonymous November 21, 2024

Goffing

when you take a picture of someone’s buttocks without them knowing and use it for sexual desires

clint got caught goffing after taking pictures f women in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024