Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flark

A word that sounds like it definition. Coined by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.

Person 1: That’s obnoxious.

Person 2: The word obnoxious is also obnoxious.

Person 1: Yo, that’s a flark!

by Boisterous Bob April 3, 2024

farkwart

: A fucktard.

Stop being a farkwart and take a hit.

by JerrysWords April 3, 2024

Farknew

A "Farknew" is slang commonly used in the East Coast to describe someone who is Academically Gifted and brags about it.

Did you hear that Andrew has a full ride to UCLA?

Of course that Farknew does! I have to go to community college

by silkbeef January 8, 2025

Farker

Someone who kills jokes

John is such a Farker, whenever he makes a joke it's so unfunny that everyone stops using it

by Peter Farker January 27, 2025

Fark Moi

The phrase is used by Australians daily, and nationwide.
generally used when something amusing is witnessed or retold

Cocko: "Apparently the boss crashed into a powerline so we've gotta fix it with no overtime"
Dameo: "Fark Moi cunt you're joking?"

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

fark

a subsitute for fuck, more comedic way of saying it

shut the fark up

by bigshad22 February 18, 2026