filthylily

A goth skank that is usually to busy with sex, drugs, and secretly killing her babies in utero. This person can be male, female, or both sexes. This person also likes to talk about people behind their backs and freaks out if a Hello Kitty item on eBay has been bought by someone who has more money.

You lost the auction so you can stop being such a filthylily.

by Don Nilsson September 10, 2004

Filthy Wonton

When you are prepared to have sex with someone you never had, and after many dates and advances, you finally get it, and are disappointted by either it's smell, it's hygenie or overal physical demeanor.

"So I finally got Jamie into the sack, but bitch had the filthy wonton."

by Rukus Razor November 6, 2006

failtrain

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure

The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl

by fagatini July 5, 2007

pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005

filter

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

by motavator1312131 December 30, 2014

filth

F.I.L.T.H. = Failed In London Try Hong Kong

That piece of filth you hired couldn't get a job cleaning toilets in London!

by [e-mail] July 21, 2006

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009