flying mantis

the act of throwing a mantis at your lover as you are about to ejaculate.

n/a flying mantis

by the real Edward Richtofen November 4, 2013

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flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

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Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 10, 2014

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When a group of inebriated people all assume incorrectly that a story teller at a party is using a word as slang or metaphor, rather than its literal meaning. Ex: "I used to be a pretty skilled crop-duster." The speaker is a pilot, not a passer of gas.

Those dudes were totally flying in formation when they started laughing uncontrollably at Winnie when she said, "Do I smell popcorn?" Because we were actually making popcorn.

by nullvoid August 9, 2015

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Flying thumbs

Commonly referring to a hitchhiker using their thumb

I'm an official flying thumbs. An underground group of hitch hikers.

by Tired Today March 21, 2016

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Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

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Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

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