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factory smoke

When a piece of electronic equipment no longer works because someone let the "factory smoke" out. You see, every electronic device is built with factory smoke inside. If you or someone else were to damage it (water, physical damage, etc.) and let said smoke out, that equipment will no longer work.
Guy1: My digital camera stopped working. I spilled my drink all over it, and it started smoking.

Guy2: Oh, you let the factory smoke out. Looks like it's time to get another one.
by 3Dradio December 16, 2008
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Black-fecta

(noun) One that epitomizes the manliness and fierce fighting prowess that only personifies the most rugged and blackest of all men.
"Hugh thinks he's all tough and shit, but Black-fecta could kick his ass any day!"

"Fact: The only man Chuck Norris is afraid of... Black-fecta!"
by Sheabo sheadune April 27, 2009
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The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone about them.

The Jesee Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.
"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."
by Squid Wrangler March 21, 2005
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factory farming

Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety.
Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.
by Elaine Vigneault December 4, 2007
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Cheesecake Factory

Where Penny from The Big Bang Theory works, and where Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory used to work.
Person 1: Wanna go to the cheesecake factory?
Person 2: Isn't that where Penny works.
Person 1: Yes
by RandomGuy9929 November 8, 2012
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Tom Felton

A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;

He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D

He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)
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* a conversation between me and a fried*

friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy

me: hes mine hes so mine
by wogan_123 February 25, 2011
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Factos

A word that sets messi fans asses on fire
It is a factos that Robert Lewandowski deserved to win the 2021 Ballon d'Or
by pionel pessi December 1, 2021
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