False Hype

When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.

Im running on False Hype this week.

No false hype!

by falsehyper July 31, 2018

False Flag

A fake boner created by tightening a belt too tightly and having your pants zipper go up, giving the impression of a boner.

My girlfriend slapped me when I was looking at another women and got a False Flag.

by Gregorovich Bumfunder September 5, 2009

False

See True.
When a band or someone is untrue.

Metallica's St. Anger is False
Emo posers are False
Emperor are definately not False and nor is Norway.

by Steel Warrior August 26, 2005

Failsexual

When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.

Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.

by che17 December 9, 2008

False Stat Guy

one who provides, knowingly or unknowingly, incorrect information, confidently as if it where fact. the false information is then backed up by some magnificent (fictitious) source of origination.

anyone who is NOT Chuck Norris.

Mr. Miyagi always told Daniel-san that Ford Mustangs are for 16 year-old girls, according to a double blind study done by Seventeen magazine. Daniel-san called Mr. Miyagi a False Stat Guy since badass Bobby (from the Cobra Kai dojo) drives the automatic V8 GT model.

by Liam Neeson (of the movie Willow) May 30, 2007

failscope

A person who costantly fails.

Dude, you are a failscope! I pwn you at Halo everytime!

by ( r33p3r May 20, 2009

False Advertising

when an unattractive woman (or male ) wear high heels.

"every time i hear high heels I look up expecting to see an attractive woman, but you shoulda seen this heifer that walked in clapping the floor today... man that's false advertising"

by That Libra February 13, 2009