Emotional intelligence

Can change your personality depending on who you are with

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019

emotional handjob

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.

That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.

by NavyChief619 June 11, 2010

emotional r-tard

EMO MEANS EMOTIONAL R-TARD.overly cocky individual who thinks they are a total bad-ass ...constantly looking dark and overcast, who tries to fit into society, yet fails horribly and yet doesn't know that they are just a cheap rip off of punk/goth. Usually raised in a good household (middle class(this refers to all emos)), there really isn't anything wrong with the "emos" life, an emo will occasionally leave his dark-colored rain cloud to lock himself up in his room to read poetry, usually of the dark and brooding genre.

slitmywristemo....occasionaly found on animefart.com's online chat. an Emotional r-tard

by Lee Cameron June 12, 2008

Emotional Damage

damage from insults

man- you suck
you- dies of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by bakabloxz February 20, 2022

Emotional Hangover

What Maz gets after a night out.

''Oh my god I actually want to die'' - Maz when suffering from an emotional hangover.

by Butters138 April 25, 2010

Emotional terrorist

Someone who attempts to guilt trip someone else who is asking a valid question because they have experienced strong emotions in relation to the question being asked, not realizing these things happened every day before corona.

John: Are these lock-downs necessary to deal with corona virus?

Karen: The health system is over stretched!!!!! How would you like it if one of your family members was being carted off in am ambulance?!?!?!?!

John: Stop being an Emotional terrorist Karen...

by Shitcoiner December 21, 2020

Emotional accountant

Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.

And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.

Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.

Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.

by bluejay24 August 23, 2010