Stunt Dust

Stunt Dust

1. Instant stunt/swagger enhancement – closely related to adrenaline

2. An individual’s innate ability to charm the opposite sex or perform at a higher level than normal.

3. Mystical inner feeling (dust) naturally produced by the human body to enhance an individual’s ability to stunt out during any occasion.

There are only a few people known to possess the rare ability of producing inner stunt dust; their names shall not be mentioned here as it may cause a threat to their personal well being.

A typical conversation while experiencing the effects of stunt dust:

Lady 1: Hmmm…you seem different tonight
Rory: Yeah……
Lady 1: Have you been going to the gym???
Lady 2: You’ve been going to the gym haven’t you???
Lady 3: Wow……Those muscles are mighty hard
Lady 4: and your ass sure is tight!
Lady 5: I would love to take you home…
Lady 6: You taken boo???
Lady 7: Yeahhh cause I’m gonna take you home tonight!
Rory: But…
Lady 7: No buts mister…
Rory: I mean if….
Lady 1: What you mean???
Lady 4: He’s saying he doesn’t think we can handle him.
Rory: That’s not….
Lady 5: Ladies why don’t we just show him how we ALL get down.

And that’s the power of stunt dust, minimal effort produces maximum results (period)

“Let me sprinkle a little of this stunt dust on you and then watch the magic happen”

“He’s got so much stunt dust da niggah can’t sleep at night.”

“We left the club last night and when I got home somebody had left stunt dust on my sheets”

“He walked into the club and it was obvious his stunt dust was on high”

Rory: Jimmy you got beat???
Jimmy: Yeah man…
Rory: But you never get beat….
Rory: What about your Chuck Norris fountain kick???
Jimmy: I know man…it’s lethal, but not on him.
Rory: Dat niggah had stunt dust didn’t he???
Jimmy: Had to…
Rory: Damn!

by KayfGee May 10, 2011

Anal Dust

The scrapings of your shit and fart residue on your underwear, and the act of taking a dab of it.

I was so fucked up from that anal dust earlier.

by WhoTFisRyan January 12, 2015

Bean Dust

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

by uberskillz January 14, 2010

dust a blunt

The act of drizzling cocaine over your marijuana right before u roll it wit a blunt wrap.

i will fuck your back pussy dust a blunt.

by Blood Fart July 9, 2009

crop dusting

passing gas while walking, sometimes in hopes of not being present when the smell is realized, sometimes as a means of torturing a number of people at once.

Jim cropdusted the cubefarm at his office and nearly killed 20

by Nerraux March 4, 2005

Crop dusting

To covertly release intestinal gas while walking. Coined in 1985 on a Northwest Airlines flight from Boston to Frankfurt by Sol Squire, on-board translator, who had just walked the length of the DC-10 aircraft and noted he had "crop dusted" the passenger load.

Her date was crop dusting the theater as he followed her to their seats.

by Good Knight April 3, 2010

Brushing The Dust

When two elderly women have lesbian sex and they have to be related. Excess dust is deposited inside of each others vaginal holes.

Liam's nans were brushing the dust last night. I wonder why all his grandads are dead. Nigga.

by hairy black male January 11, 2020