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cricket drinking game

Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:

* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit)
* 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby
* 40 runs for a pint

A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss.

The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out.

Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse.

Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.
Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.
by Choda Boy 57 October 27, 2008
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DOCKING

WHEN TWO ERECT MALES PUT TIPS TOGETHER AND ONE MALE PULLS FORESKIN OVER THE OTHER WIENER
I WALKED IN AND WITH EXTREME DISGUST FOUND JOHNSON DOCKING BENFORD!
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docking the boat

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.
"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"
by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008
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space-docking

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo
"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"
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drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.
dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"
by shannoneliot February 18, 2011
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droning

Flying a drone or UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) for recreational purposes
How was your weekend?

I just came back from rafting, kayaking, zip lining and droning!
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docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of the partner's penis.
"Me and Miley Cyrus practise a lot of space docking cuz she has a large cheezy foreskin " ( as my aunt would say : "sometimes i dont have time to take a bath, so my dick smells like cheese" )
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