Drinks Became Dinner

When you're urinating and suddenly have the urge to poo

Credit: CM

Dude 1: You were in the there for a while, I thought you were just going for a piss

Dude 2: I was but drinks became dinner

by Xylevan October 6, 2024

Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024

Doinkiest

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

by O’flyin December 7, 2024

Doinkiest

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

by O’flyin December 7, 2024

Doinkin It

When you Doink it.

I like it when They Doink it, He's not Doinkin it right.

by cheeseynut December 12, 2024

Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008