What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

frisky dingo

A cartoon originated from adultswim.com and is about a guy named Xander and a series of the stupidest yet interesing events, but after 13 episodes they all die.

Hooker:YESS oh YESS..dont stop, dont stop!
(Xander hears his girlfriend approaching)
Xander:Shut up hooker!
Episode of Frisky Dingo

by OHgeez December 14, 2008

man dingo

a HUGE black penis

All bruhs got the curse of the mandigo!

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

doing a maddie

the situation you are in when your period leaks all over your chair

'ive just leaked all over my chair! im doing a maddie !'

by 99999999999999999999999999marr January 7, 2010

doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

by xschfiftehfive December 1, 2006

Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}

Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!

When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}.

by Umkay November 29, 2007

doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006