text derangement syndrome

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION

I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.

by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021

Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021

cringe derangement syndrome

1) Rather than living genuinely as your true self, letting the internet's notion of "cringe" rule both your every action and affect your judgment of others.

2) To have a highly, highly overtuned cringe-detector, to such a degree it makes you not just judgemental but, most crucially, insecure. In every action you take, you worry of coming off in a way that is "cringe" and this insecurity you too project onto others, in effect being judgemental of anything you would have yourself avoided doing in fear of its "cringe."

A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self. To live otherwise is to have succumbed to cringe derangement syndrome and became the most cringe of all.

CDS Sufferer: Hey did you see that cringe ass poem Ronald wrote? Was it meant to be deep or something? Lol??
Lao Tzu: Tell me, oh judgmental one. Would your life not be better, were you to also allow such art to burst forth from yourself, both shameless of its quality, and fearless of the perceptions of others? This standard you hold yourself to, this arbitrary delineation between "cringe" and "based," this self-limitation and negativity that infects your heart, yes, I find it to be the most cringe thing of all.
CDS Sufferer: You're right... I wrote a bunch of poems too, but I shredded them up for fear of people thinking they were bad or faux-deep. I will now be truly based: I will be cringe without shame!

by Melogale September 23, 2023

Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain

A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.

by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

laugh like a drain

To laugh like a crazy ass bitch that everyone around you get uncomfortable

The joke made him laugh like a drain!

by iayman90 May 27, 2016

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019