feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower
Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.
by jhamm December 09, 2010
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I'm very proud of you

A statement made to show overt indifference
Child: "Mom, I got an 'A+' on my test!"
Disgusted Mother: "did ya? Well I'm very proud of you"
by jhamm December 15, 2010
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