diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

by The JDawg May 29, 2007

diddle

to fuck; to bugger

'damn, did you hear about frankie diddling that horse?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

P'diddle

The result of prematurely ending urination.

The cops saw me peeing on the building, now I am covered in P'Diddle

by Rory Uppercut October 31, 2006

Diddly sqwatt

Absolutely nothing, like gary's brain!

What's in your pants Gary!
Diddly Sqwatt!

by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003

Diddle

The touching of parts in the genital region, often causing some sort of stimulation.

Uncle Nick touched nephew George on his genitalia, with intentions of stimulation.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

diddlebay

An unintentional estuary

While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...

by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004

diddlyboob

A very annoying, crazy, weird person.

Hey, you stop being a diddlyboob.

by JAYAMOR August 30, 2012