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Maw Dicker

A person of low intellect, suffering from many cognitive impairments due to a family history of inbreeding and isolation from society for thousands of years.

Often associated with Red Necks in the southern states of the USA, the word Maw Dicker is actually though to originate from the tiny, obscure, isolated and inbred retirement shithole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, where everyone has been chronically inbred and removed from society since the middle ages.

General opinion believe it was a 19th century anthropologist called Gerald Ronce who first discovered, and coined the term Maw Dickers during an expedition to the featureless, desolate and extremely isolated bog land of Mawdesley, Lancashire. Ronce describes Maw Dickers as "hideously inbred, human beasts", who live in a state of mental degradation and social isolation on the featureless and desolate drained bog land of Mawdesley.

Today, Mawdesley is seen as a containment area for Maw Dickers. It is no accident that no public transport serves this isolated, lifeless enclave, and the obscure back roads and footpaths leading to this non-place are deliberately left to deteriorate by the council until they are impassable.

The threat of Maw Dickers contaminating the gene pool is seen as a potent threat to the health of society and national interests.
"I told you. You took the wrong turn. We're in the complete arse end of nowhere. It's not even on the map. Oh God! Look! That group of Maw Dickers are looking at us funny. Lets get out of this place before we are gang bummed."
by jjpwfelli August 9, 2016
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Dockerty

1. v Presenting an amazing idea in a subtle way.

2. n A person that appears shy at first, but then turns out to be fantasticly outgoing.
1. She dockertied her idea about the class trip, but no one heard her.

2. That new girl in class turned out to be a complete dockerty.
by TheBohemian January 15, 2009
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Dickerson Connection

This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.
I don't want to play with Kevin and his Dickerson Connection.
by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011
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Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.
What kind of fuck dickery is this?
by KZ1000 April 7, 2010
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Fuckery duckery

When somebody does something so confusing that it hurts your brain
"David what the actual fuckery duckery are you doing? "
by Megga mind February 15, 2021
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Fuckery duckery dock

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock
Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework
by Macynotfound August 15, 2021
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decked out

when a man is wearing very nice clothes, or the latest fashions (pimp clothes)and is matching perfectly.
o shit son, look at dat white boy all decked out and shit nigga
by pimp daddy dollars August 22, 2004
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