Cookery

(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.

Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.

by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013

Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

dane cook

a silly bitch and
a BAMF

that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.

by ilovedane October 7, 2006

Cookes

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 7, 2003

cook rice

to smoke crack cocaine

asians aren't the only people that cook rice

by Fujian June 20, 2004

Cook it

1) Texas Hold'Em - burning a card before the flop, especially when pre-flop betting gets huge. Refers to pulling the pin on a grenade, but not throwing it immediately so it explodes a shorter time after throwing it.

2) To start a fight

1) Three guys went all-in, but we had to scrap the hand because Frank zoned out and cooked it before all the betting was done.

2) Some fool mooned Gary, so he chose to cook it right there in front of the bar.

by shnazzyman January 30, 2006

Cook's Tour

1. An exclusive behind the scenes tour. As in the 'Cook's tour' of a kitchen in which he works.
2. A tour of a culinary facility by a member of the faculty

Note: Not in reference to the travel agent Thomas Cook as is commonly mistaken.

"Wow this is really a cook's tour!" -Clifford

by Wikipedia Encyclopedia April 27, 2006