Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.

Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

trip counter

When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.

Person A’s Mind: I’m going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?

by ChameleonDragon August 6, 2018

Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.

Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.

by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021

treblech counter

countering the counter of a counter

the team made a treblech counter

by gormayt September 25, 2022