Colorful Surprise 

a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.

I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.

Colorful Surprise by EMaceator April 22, 2010

Colorado brown beard 

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

See definition of Colorado brown beard

Colorado brown beard by Freshness303 February 5, 2012

colorado cream pie 

The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.

I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!

colorado cream pie by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016

Colorado Quick Steps 

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

Colorado Quick Steps by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018

calorific 

adjective: fatty, filled with calories, fat-laden.

guy: Let's go to Ippudo's for some ramen!

gal: Worst idea ever! Ramen is way calorific...

calorific by fattyramen27 April 13, 2013

Chlorinedaddy 

The greatest male teenage swimming phenom since Phelps.

David Popovici (aka Chlorinedaddy, skinny legend) broke the world record at 17 in the blue ribbon event of swimming the 100 free. This year he will take a shot at the 200 free world record while going for his own 100 free record.

Chlorinedaddy by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

Sodium Chloride 

Its Basically salt and also a phrase used by jimmy neutron

its just a bit of sodium chloride

Sodium Chloride by An Intellectual but smarter October 20, 2019