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colorado 

A place of vast beauty. Where you can drink tap water and breath the air (thanks atmosphere) People native to colorado know that there is never bordom if you are with the right people(there are a lot of cool people),and know the right places. Many people who move here love this place as if they are natives because they realize the benefits and how welcoming we are in this state. The only people who make me mad are people who move from texas and put down Colorado acting like nothing is good enough. I get that people are proud of where they originate from thats why I am writing this. All I am saying is if you like where your from and have no respect for where you are, go back there. You will be better off, and No one will miss you here.
"wow colorado is the dopest!!!"
colorado by *Anika * April 26, 2007
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Colorful Surprise 

a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.
I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
Colorful Surprise by EMaceator April 22, 2010

Colorado brown beard 

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

colorado cream pie 

The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
colorado cream pie by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016

Colorado Quick Steps 

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

calorific 

adjective: fatty, filled with calories, fat-laden.
guy: Let's go to Ippudo's for some ramen!

gal: Worst idea ever! Ramen is way calorific...
calorific by fattyramen27 April 13, 2013

Chlorinedaddy 

The greatest male teenage swimming phenom since Phelps.
David Popovici (aka Chlorinedaddy, skinny legend) broke the world record at 17 in the blue ribbon event of swimming the 100 free. This year he will take a shot at the 200 free world record while going for his own 100 free record.