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International Cock Block Day

International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl
by jokes1910 October 2, 2011
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Community Cock-Block

1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:

Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"

Miguel: "Why?"

Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."

Miguel: "Put me in coach"
by RX Absolut April 2, 2013
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(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
by tcb master September 20, 2011
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cockblood

Its what lands on your cock when you have sex with a woman during her period.
Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..
by jimissobored July 29, 2014
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Cockblocker

Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.
That cockblocker kept following us around.
by byahhh October 13, 2006
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cockblocker

walking in a room asking for cheesepuffs while two people try to get there GAME ON!
christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009
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cockjockey

"That cock runs fast when he has a good cock jockey riding him"
by Truckle August 24, 2003
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