Carpet Cleaner

Female version of a blumpkin!

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!

by tunzo February 4, 2010

Cleaver

A sassy girl that is super smart yet makes silly mistakes

She's such a Cleaver, she spelled Ukrainian with one "I"

by Fo' Shiggity July 19, 2008

Cleaned Your Clock

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying

briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while

by ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ March 14, 2016

Cleave

Used in context when a girl wears a low-cut top to show off her cleavage. Also a double entendre due the double meaning of the word "drop". As in "drop" the f-bomb or "drop" her top.

Man, did you see Kelly today??? She really dropped a cleave!

by Asskickexpert January 28, 2011

douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue

i cleaned her douche bag after she used it

by tetete February 23, 2004

Steam cleaner

When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.

Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!

by JankyWife05 November 26, 2016

Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 15, 2019