cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer

#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d

by okelay May 30, 2006

Cancer Break

Act of nicotine consumption at work.

"This paperwork shit is pissing me off, let's go have a cancer break"

by manateehunter June 9, 2007

Cancer Box

One or more people smoking one or more cigarettes in a enclosed vehicle or room. Similar to a hotbox.

Man I don't smoke so I'm not gonna sit in this cancer box.

by Shawn Maglicic December 13, 2005

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially coke zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm gonna go buy some bread. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 10, 2009

Cancer Splash

When someone with cancer coughs on you.

"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".

by john abdhule October 30, 2008

Cancer Igniter

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)

Can I please borrow your cancer igniter

by reenz September 22, 2008

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 9, 2009