crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007

crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap

Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap

by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016

Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden

After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.

by sagepictures December 29, 2011

crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less January 13, 2009

Mr. crap

Nah what they do to mr crap??

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!

by Plunkton July 20, 2021

Crap Rapids

The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.

Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.

Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids

by Yung Nastyman May 30, 2009