Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022

Devious Cough

A devious cough is a sneaky pneumonia like cough that always seems to come up around important times. Devious cough can also be the cause of coughing farts and are the beginning stages of crunchy cough.
Pronunciation:” RAHHH RUHH WHEEZE XXXXXX WHEEzE RUUUUHHH KKKKK RAHHHHH””

Friend 1:I have a Devious Cough today so i’m not coming to school.
Friend 2: i also have a dfc but im gonna risk it bc of the bullying speech i have to give..

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

cough cloud

When someone with corona virus 🦠 cough with out covering their mouth.

Wait Bridget that lady just coughed don’t walk into her cough cloud.

by Hm88 April 2, 2020

cough

Head, oral sex.

Ay brother, yo shawty was giving me some crazy cough last night on king David.

by Hahahajejedn July 15, 2025

Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019

climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023