can of worms

A thing best not opened. See Pandora's Box.

Damn! He just opened a can of worms.

by Zilduar February 14, 2004

can of zero

A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.

That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.

by massgravity displacemnt November 6, 2006

canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

Can Out

The act of finishing all the available beer. Usually used when referring to large quantities of canned beer.

1) "Bros, lets can out before we hit the bar".
2) " Shit, we canned out three days in a row last weekend".

" Yeah man It was a three day bender".

by Trevorsits June 5, 2016

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.

It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!

by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005

Can's Ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).

Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.

by Bleep-bloop October 4, 2010