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breast friend

A man's female friend who allows him to pleasure her through the stimulation of her breasts and nipples. The end results lead to nipple orgasms.
Finding himself in a giving mood, Alex calls his breast friend Jeanna to come over and play.
by Titan Omega September 27, 2021
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Dense Breast

A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'
Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down
by BigBoyDaffodil December 5, 2016
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my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.
She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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