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Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.
I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.
by Free Martian May 31, 2019
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the breakfast club

The Breakfast Club has such a deep meaning, that you will never understand fully until you're in high school.
by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006
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truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.
I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.
by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006
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redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids
Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.
by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004
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Nevada Breakfast

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.
I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!
by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011
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Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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pig's breakfast

total mess; mixed-up slops
Well, that presentation was a real pig's breakfast.
by jastex June 11, 2006
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