Whore's Breakfast 

A cup of coffee and a cigarette.

Stacy woke up early and had quick whore's breakfast before heading to work.

Whore's Breakfast by Grobb Johnson July 7, 2008

Danish breakfast 

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.

On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.

Danish breakfast by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

Pascal's Breakfast 

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.

I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.

Pascal's Breakfast by Free Martian May 31, 2019

the breakfast club

The best movie of all time. Period.

The Breakfast Club has such a deep meaning, that you will never understand fully until you're in high school.

the breakfast club by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

truckie's breakfast 

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.

I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.

truckie's breakfast by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006

redneck breakfast 

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

redneck breakfast by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004

Nevada Breakfast 

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.

I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!

Nevada Breakfast by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011