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Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.
Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!
by Clone49 January 10, 2023
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Brock Stacy

The heir to Chef Great Aunt Stacy.
You haven't LIVED until you have tried his famous Linguini with freshly caught Atlantic Prawns and creamy Alfredo Sauce.

When you go over to his house, he welcomes you with a steaming cup of the Stacy's white choco coco dream and a cozy fire.
Often referred to as the B-Man by his friends.
He loves wife-beaters and "Family Ties" by Baby Keem
Boy 1: Yo! Do you have the recipe to the Brock Stacy white choco coco dream?
Boy 2: Yes! 4 cup milk, 1/2 cup white chocolate chips, 1/4 cup milk chocolate chips, 1 cup marshmallow fluff, 1/2 cup whipped topping.
by crazyleboslut11 January 24, 2023
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Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.
“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)
by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 26, 2023
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Brock Stanley

Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.

He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.

He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”

Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”

Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine
by Peachy_Peach February 27, 2023
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Barhockerfreund

A German word for a friend who is always there in case there is a bar fight and you need help swinging the bar stool.
I was not aware of the term, but in many of his unpublished works William Shakespeare tells of his raids with his barstool friends.

(Die Bezeichnung war mir nicht bewusst, aber in vielen seiner unveröffentlichten Werken erzählt William Shakespeare von seinen Raubzügen mit seinen Barhockerfreunden.)
by EDK4 March 28, 2023
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Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Brock

Brock is awesome
OMG Brock is awesome
by Poopymrfart May 11, 2023
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