Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

by DandandAn February 15, 2015

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

Jr. Bacon

An individual in police training, or one who aspires to become a cop. Also can be used to describe people who are total downers and want to sabatoge fun and illegal activities.

Eric is a total Jr. Bacon and called the cops on our party.

by Sparklegirl May 8, 2008

bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009

What's shakin', Bacon?

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind

Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.

by maceisthemax June 2, 2011

babonkadonk

Alternative pronunciation of badonkadonk.

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

Her babonkadonk made a brotha pop several wheelies.

by HG ColdDawg July 22, 2004

bacon bazooka

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003