Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

Bake Off

1) a very long way of saying going to chill

2) watching ultimate police interceptors for 4 hours straight

I’m just tryna bake off

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.

Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.

by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.

Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.

by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017

Baking Brownies

When you absolutely shit your fucking pants

Joe: whats that smell?

Xavierthe4thsexy: Sorry I was baking brownies

by SubwayGod101 February 16, 2022