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Red Creek Boys Soccer

Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.
We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season

0-17

11 goals for/ 96 goals against

12 year old boys 

little shits that think "fucking ur mom" is funny. they like to shit on other peoples days just to get a laugh. they're complete shit heads.
12 yr. old boys: hey bitch i fucked ur mom last night loololololol!!!111111!!!!!
me: my mom has cancer
12 yr. old boys: cause i fucked her so hard last night lololololoolo!111!!!!!!
me: fucking arrogant 12 year old boys

tits out for the boys 

A chant sung by groups of homosocial/bromantic young males.

Very, very male.
Tits out, for the boys
Tits out for the boys
Tits out for the boys
Bring your cunt out and some toys

Bond Your Boys 

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint (grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.
If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.
Bond Your Boys by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006

Pet Shop Boys 

World's most successful Electric duo, famous for making thoughtful and emotional Dance music that proves itself superior to any other Dance artist's materials. They are also producers that boosted several other major artists' careers, including Dusty Springfield, Liza Minelli, Kylie Minogue, David Bowie, Boy George and Yoko Ono. Pet Shop Boys are also remarkable for being one of the first people to notice Lady Gaga's capability as they were the first artist to invite her for an award performance in 2009 during her "Just Dance" era.
A: My God that song last night at Club Heaven got me thinking while dancing!!
B: It's Pet Shop Boys' again, isn't it?
Pet Shop Boys by glamourbot October 16, 2011

Beach Boys 

Guitar pop band from the 60s. Mainly known for their bubblegum surfer music, but became much more than that in their later years. Their genius is most notable on Pet Sounds, a masterpiece album rivaling the Beatles' best albums.
Person 1: The Beach Boys are nothing more than stupid bubblegum music.

Person 2: Listen to Pet Sounds
Beach Boys by Samir Chandra October 12, 2003