alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

alaskin doom dragon

when someone gets pinned down...then get brown noesed, then poop gets shuved down there throat.

jim: man...that party was wack!!
tim: yea... i feel sorry for the drunk guy who got the alaskin doom dragon!!
jim: yea... im the one that shat in the guys mouth!!!
tim: that guy was me!!!!!

by D4v!Dthemotherlover October 18, 2011

Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.

Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.

by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

Alaskan Toothbrush

The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick the toothbrush up her loose ass, gathering some shit off her ring hole, ejaculating on the shit which lays slagging on the brush, then making her brush her teeth with it.

I still have the taste of my own shit in my mouth from the Alaskan Toothbrush Mitch gave me last night!

by parra eels March 7, 2009

alaskan penguin

A penguin from Alaska.

-Marcela was the founder of an Alaskan penguin farm in Alaska.

by Taowai December 24, 2008