Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia
Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.
by Daayan October 13, 2021
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awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
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Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.
We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
by Jewcrackers May 30, 2011
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Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye
Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...
by bleachitaway January 05, 2017
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Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
by Wandering_Hammer August 02, 2021
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awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.
OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!
by awkpel November 09, 2011
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Awkward Ass

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.
by niggadreww September 07, 2006
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