False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

japan eas alarm

the calmest thing ever (except if u r living in japan then it ugly)

The japan eas alarm is very calming.

by ababyr3fga8t5mhf85i April 4, 2022

مدارس الفارس العالمية/Alfaris international School

بضاعة مستوردة غربية عبارة عن مدرسة تحتضن الطلاب و المعلمين منهم العرب و الأجانب و منهم المحترمون أخلاقياً و البعض الآخر الذي يتضمن المتكبّرون علنياً. لعل الله عز و جل يُبعد و يفرج عن هذه الأمّة أمثال هذه المدارس التي وجدت و تخدم لشفط المال فقط. و هذا لا يخص المدرسين الذين يعانون في وظيفتهم في أمثال هذه المدارس أيضاً.

مدارس الفارس العالمية/Alfaris international School will empty your bank account

by Kadir afandi pasha November 1, 2020

Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"

He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.

by VakDarb February 22, 2011

Alara

Alara, well she’s a BaduC who never stops saying “oh mi gurd” she also barks like a pitbull🫦🫢🤪 She also throws basketballs at her friend’s booty at basketball practice.

Kourtney:Omg is that a BaduC?
Kim: No that’s Alara
Kourtney: same thing

by Yallknowwhothisis June 9, 2022

Stall Alarm

The obvious and intentional noise you make in a public bathroom stall to alert others when the enter the bathroom, that the stall is being occupied. Includes the ruffling of the newspaper, the pretend cough, and clearing ones throat.

Some guy was talking on his cell phone while in the bathroom, so I gave him the stall alarm to know that I could hear everything he was saying.

by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

ring the alarm

A phrase denoting the entry of a homosexual into the room where you are situated.

Whenever Monte enters pathology class, I turn to Mariano and say "ring the alarm"

by Serge N. April 12, 2005