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Albert

A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.
Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018
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alberto

A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.
friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.
by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013
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A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.
Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!
by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018
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the ad i keep seeing while looking through the dictionary
“hey! this Alberta Man Sued For Millions was sued for millions!!”

i don’t care. i wanna go home
by dunder.mifflin_ August 18, 2019
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Alberto

That one nigga in the group that keeps farting . Often takes from 5 to 8 shits a day
Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
by Noadjan February 13, 2020
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